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FOR URGING ME TO DO THESE ALL >:C
1. Boy/Girl Quiz[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[/] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 6 1/2
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[X] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[X] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[/] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[X] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[X] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 8 1/2
Boy = 6 1/2
Girl = 8 1/2
I always though I was more of a boy >.>
2. Idiot/Spaz/How much of a failure are you? Quiz[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree.
[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
I AM A FAILURE 8D
3. Nationality QuizBritish
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[/] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1 and a half
Australian
[/] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 2 and a half
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 1
Spanish
[/] You say member instead of Remember. (lol)
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1 and a half
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[/] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (ends with "ins")
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. (I am half Irish x3)
[X] You have hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3 and a half
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total:3
German
[X] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2. (5'3)
Total: 4
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[/] You love Tim Horton's. (Occasionally)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4 and a half
LOL IM STILL CANADIAN EH. I fail.
4. How mean are you? QuizHOW MEAN ARE YOU?
Complete the following questions to find out just how mean you are.
[ ] I think I’m gonna have a high score on this.
[X] I don’t talk to one or both of my parents that much.
[ ] I have said horrible things to someone’s face.
[ ] I give people disgusting looks a lot.
[X] I’ve been known to have an attitude.
[ ] I took heads off dolls or action figures when I was little.
[ ] I have destroyed something valuable on purpose.
[X] Most people suck.
[x] I have thrown temper tantrums.
[x] I get mad easily.
[ ] I have no clue when I’m doing it.
[X] Sometimes I order people around.
[ ] I am/was known as the kid everyone else doesn’t want their kids hanging out with.
[ ] I’ve argued with a teacher.
[ ] I could honestly care less about school.
[X] I love messing with other people’s heads.
[ ] I’ve been told I’m conceited.
[X] I joke around.
[ ] I yell daily.
[X] I seem to always be in an argument with someone.
[ ] I don’t like smiling but do anyways.
[X] I know at least 2 people I would like to kick the shit out of. (Honestly, I know more than 10. I am not kidding. ((Pretty much everyone in my freakin class)) )
[ ] I have prank called people.
[x] I hate a lot of people.
[ ] I get annoyed very easily.
[X] I think some people are just flat out immature.
[ ] I always want to have the last word.
ADD UP ALL THE X’s AND MULTIPLY BY 4: 12X4= 48%
5. If I... QuizAnswer these in a comment please 83
[01] I committed suicide?
[02] I said I liked you?
[03] I kissed you?
[04] I lived next door to you?
[05] I started smoking?
[06] I stole something?
[07] I was hospitalized?
[08] I ran away from home?
[09] I got into a fight and you weren't there?
Other:
[01] Who are you?
[02] Are we friends?
[03] When and how did we meet?
[04] How have I affected you?
[05] What do you think of me?
[06] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[07] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[08] Do you love me?
[09] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you devirginize me?
[13] Would you marry me?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I lovable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are we close?
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
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TO DO THEM ALL C:<
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Affection
